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Sunday, August 24, 2014

Eighties August 8 part II: Best Titles Of The 1980s

By Jef Willemsen (clarmindcontrol.blogspot.com)

In the second part of Eighties August 8, we'll be counting down the eight best titles of the 1980s. Now, we can all agree that books like Simonson's Thor, Miller's Daredevil, Byrne's Fantastic Four and of course Claremont's Uncanny X-Men belong on that list by default. But that would make this entry far too predictable. Instead, let's focus on some of the lesser known gems of the decade.*


8) - Power Man & Iron Fist 




Not too many characters considered typical 70s creations were able to survive and thrive in the 80s... But somehow, Luke Cage and Daniel Rand beat the odds. One a relic of the blackploitation rage of the mid 1970s, the other Marvel's response to the Kung Fu craze of the same time period. Odds of them being able to support a monthly book after disco went out of style were unlikely. In fact, Marvel actually did cancel their solo titles, but decided to give the two another chance, bringing them together as Power Man & Iron Fist.

Somehow, an instant, almost effortless chemistry occured between the tough, street smart Power Man and the slightly naive, spiritual Iron Fist. Their adventures ran the gamut, ranging from mystical menaces like Master Khan to super powered mercenaries such as Constrictor and Sabretooth. The book effortlessly switched between complicated detective style stories in which barely a punch was thrown and broad, silly romps featuring characters like the unapologetically unbelievable Black Mariah.

Add to that a rich, varied supporting cast including the likes of Colleen Wing and Misty Knight, and you were sitting pretty, storywise... Which is exactly what Power Man & Iron Fist did until September 1986's issue 125, the final issue of the series that ended with Iron Fist's death (don't worry, he got over it).

7) - Damage Control




So, what happens after your favorite heroes have defeated a villain, trashing half of New York in the process?

The late great Dwayne McDuffie and artist Ernie Colón finally answered that question with Damage Control, a 1989 four issue limited series about Ms. Hoag and her employees who specialized in clean up and reconstruction after super powered conflicts. Now, if you think corporate machinations, tons of paper work and construction crew banter sounds boring, think again... I'll bet the Punisher doesn't show up in your reception area, loaded for bear. And oh boy, was it fun.

But even though Damage Control was first and foremost a comedy, McDuffie did use it to add a whole new dimension to the Marvel Universe . Despite all the infectious silliness and the giddy oneliners, the book showed for the first time the very real, human impact of superhero conflicts. The Avengers, Fantastic Four and all the other New York based heroes may go home after a fight, but they don't exist in a vacuum. Their actions have consequences and Damage Control was on hand to help out (even if they did drop Avengers Mansion back in the drink after they tried to salvage it following Acts Of Vengeance).

6) - New Defenders




Like Power Man and Iron Fist, the original Defenders hail from the 1970s and were reinvented, albeit it far too briefly, for the new decade. By its very nature, membership of the Defenders was mostly fluid, the only constants being Doctor Strange who often acting as the team's leader, and Valkyrie who stayed at Strange's home which incidentally also served as the unofficial team's inofficial gathering place. By November 1983, writer J.M DeMatteis decided to shake things up. Defenders changed to New Defenders with issue 125.

Beast (Hank McCoy) had decided what the team needed was more structure and organization. Long serving members Gargoyle, Valkyrie and her unwilling ward Moondragon were game, joined by Beast's former X-Men teammates Iceman and Angel (who bankrolled the operation). And so, the Defenders 2.0 were born.

My love and affection for this colorful rag tag band of heroes is no secret, the formation and adventures of the New Defenders were covered on this blog some time ago. When DeMatteis left (ironically after realizing writing a 'real' team stymied his creativity), Peter B. Gillis took over and told some truly dark, creepy stories that took the former non team to places few mainstream books dared venture at the time. Don Perlin and Kim DeMulder provided solid and appropriately moody art for the book, but in the end it was cancelled so Angel, Beast and Iceman could appear in the new X-Factor series. Wotta sassafrassin' shame, really.

5) - Squadron Supreme



Don't call them the Justice League...

... Though, really, they are. Originally dreamed up by Roy Thomas in 1971 during his Avengers run in order to poke some gentle fun at DC's premiere superteam, these alternate reality heroes spent the next decade and a half popping up occasionally to cause random mischief until Mark Gruenwald took them under his wing. Starting in September of 1985, the 12 issue Squadron Supreme limited stories told the story of what would happen if Earth's mightiest decided to become benevolent dictators, taking over control of the world for a year in an attempt to fix its many woes.

Because of the very nature of the Squadron Supreme (i.e. not being household names), Mark Gruenwald was pretty much allowed free reign. He could let the Squadronners do and experience things very few if any mainstream superheroes had by then. When Lady Lark broke up with Golden Archer, the furious, spurned hero brainwashed his ex girlfriend, forcing her to love him unconditionally. The radioactive Squadron member Nuke accidentally caused the cancer that killed his parents. And, perhaps most tragic of all, the team's inventive genius Tom Thumb succumbed to cancer as well, but not before his desperation caused him to betray his personal code of honor by trying to steal a cure that in the end proved ineffective.

The series was a prime example of Gruenwald at his best: telling ground breaking stories that were always rooted in the inevitability of the human condition.Well before Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns revolutionalized and matured the genre, Squadron Supreme led the way.

4) - Sensational She-Hulk




"What if... She-Hulk knew she was in a comic book?"

John Byrne took a concept that might as well have been a throwaway, semi-funny What If? one pager and turned it into Sensational She-Hulk, Shulkie's second 80s solo title. The main gimmick was the fact Jennifer Walter was well aware she was a comic book character and she was absolutely fine with it. Byrne initially only wrote the first eight issues of the book, before he was unceremoniously discarded.

He'd eventually return in the 1990s, taking over with #31 and delivering some nice work until he quit again with #50. But his arguably best, most original work can be found in those first 8 issues, with She-Hulk gleefully indulging in breaking the fourth wall and what it meant to be in a comic. Not sure about the best way to defeat Stilt Man, she checked the villain's Official Handbook Of The Marvel Universe entry. Threatened by a seemingly inescapable menace, she simply tore her way through the pages, crossing a mock double spread advertisment to get to safety.

All in all, it's goofy, silly fun that still holds up.

3) - Spider-Woman




Much like the She-Hulk, Marvel ordered the creation of Jessica Drew in 1977 simply to make sure other companies couldn't copyright the female counterpart of a popular character. Spider-Woman was launched in March of 1978, after her initial appearance in Marvel Spotlight I#32 sold surprisingly well. One little problem, though... No one really knew what to do with her.

Oh, sure... There were plenty of theories and most of them were either implemented or strongly hinted at. Writer Marv Wolfman gave Drew an origin that implied she wasn't a woman at all, but an actual arachnid given human form by the High Evolutionary. Eventually, it was revealed HYDRA had planted these false memories within Jessica, but that didn't help matters much. Drew was mostly rudderless, between writers Wolfman, Gruenwald (him again?) and Michael Fleisher who turned her into a bounty hunter. It wasn't until Chris Claremont took over the book with January 1981's issue #34 that the book finally found its bearings.

Claremont and his creative compatriot Steve Leiloha salvaged Spider-Woman, distilling the essence of the character as a fringe superheroine and taking it to the next level. Over the course of 13 issues, Jessica Drew quit the bounty hunting business, moved to San Francisco with her best friend Lindsay McCabe, started a new career as a private investigator and made the city by the bay her own. The change came with a completely new, distinctive supportive cast: Drew's landlord and love interest David Ishima, the tough as nails but secretive police lieutenant Sabrina Morrel and many more... Including old enemies like Morgana Le Fay, the elder god Ch'ton and Viper, who may or may not have been Jessica's mother Meriem.

Spider-Woman under Claremont and Leialoha had its very own, distinct look and feel which in itself is an achievement for a bi-monthly book. That alone makes it well worth remembering and checking out.

2) - Moon Knight



Ever since he made his debut back in 1975, Moon Knight has been unfavorably called "Marvel's Batman".

A rather unfair comparison... Sure, they're both caped crusaders who prefer to stalk criminals at night, travel by helicopter and wear their insignia on their chest that are like an ever so handy bullseye. But the comparison really stops there, as Doug Moench and Bill Sienkiewicz proved with their run on Moon Knight.

In many ways, the book was far ahead of its time. Placed against the backdrop of a gritty, grimey pre-Giulliani urban renewal New York, Moon Knight told urban parabels and presented highly stylized pieces of comic book art that dangerously walked the highwire between the sublime and the ridiculous. Take for instance the striking cover of Moon Knight I#24, which features Moon Knight and Stained Glass Scarlet. She looks imposing and important, but is actually a former nun who killed her criminal son by becoming a crossbow wielding vigilante. As one does.

Suspension of disbelief is essential for the enjoyment of comics, and Moon Knight is a prime example of that philosophy. Moench's stories were tremendously aided by Sienkiewicz's atmospheric art. Over the course of their run, Bill's prefered technique matured: slowly abandoning the Neal Adams style he had been emulating in the beginning to start experimenting with a far more abstract, expressionistic style. The fluent, ever changing mood and personality of the schizophrenic Moon Knight allowed Sienkiewicz to take a variety of truly fascinating approaches portraying what could otherwise have been fairly pedestrian crime stories. For proof of that statement, go check out "Hit It!", the first story in Moon Knight I#26.

Pure poetry in motion...

1) - Doctor Strange



The Doctor is in!

Strange to think he ever was out, if one reads Roger Stern's lengthy stint on the sorceror surpreme's second and bi montly solo book, aptly called Doctor Strange. Stern chronicled the adventures of the Doc for a fair chunk of the early 1980s, pitting him against a variety of foes both mystic and more down to earth. However, the quintessential 80s Strange didn't appear until Stern was joined by artist Paul Smith, who had been garnering quite a bit of attention at the time because of his work on Uncanny X-men.

For some borderline mystical reason, Smith's crispy, clear lined art proved to be a perfect match for the often arcane otherworldly messes Doctor Strange got himself involved with. The result was a comic that not only looked incredible, it also told particularly fascinating tales, often within the space of a single issue. Both webmaster Jason Shayer and yours truly happen to be unabashed fans of the Stern/Smith Strange, as we covered in times past (like say here & here).

What it boils down to, is the very root of the Marvel Universe. The one, defining aspect that sets it apart from its erm, shall we say, Distinguished Competitors: the only reason why the fantastical is so engrossing, is the fact that it is tempered with an undeniable sense of identifiable humanity.

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*Naturally, these picks are solely based on my own, anything but unbiased preferences. Think I'm wrong or an absolute idjit for leaving out your particular fave? By all means, join the conversation!

Sunday, November 17, 2013

1989: Jade Jaunting Part VI: Saying Sayonara by way of Star Truck 'n Santa

By Jef Willemsen (clarmindcontrol.blogspot.com)

In the final part of Jade Jaunting, the 80s come to a close and so does John Byrne's stint as chronicler of She-Hulk's ground & fourth wall breaking series. But not before Shulkie went to outerspace to check in on that equally sensational character find of 1983: US Archer.





She-Hulk in outerspace? Sure, why not...

Issue #6 opened with Jennifer Walters as a special guest at NASA during the launch of the first space shuttle built with a faster than light (FTL) drive, allowing it to travel across the stars. Cheekily admitting her reason for being there was a bit of a stretch, she proceeded to fill the readers in on what was going down. And speaking of stretches...


"Reed! It's been forever!"

Having two superheroes on hand was fortunate, because the giant rig Big Pig II came out of nowhere to cause trouble. While Mr. Fantastic got the civilians to safety, Shulkie tried to stop whoever was behind the wheel only to discover it was being piloted by remote control. Before she could properly process this twist, the FTL shuttle launched and it became clear the Big Pig had been little more than a diversion.

Using Reed's elastic body as a giant trampoline, She-Hulk jumped after the shuttle and managed to grab hold of the tailend of the booster rocket, barely managing to resist the harsh conditions as she climbed up towards the shuttle itself. Eventually, she found an airlock but Jennifer's time and oxygen were running low...


"Looks like my book turns out to be a mini-series after all"

After coming to, she found who her rescuers and the shuttle hijackers were: the trucker turned superhero Razorback and Taryn O'Connell, a lady trucker with an interesting past. Taryn had been the love interest of Ulysses Archer. Better known as US Archer, he was a trucker who, after getting hurt in an accident, received a metal plate in his head that allowed him to pick up C.B (Citizen's Band) radio transmissions...

That, plus a souped up, semi-sentient truck, was all he needed to become a superhero of sorts. His 1983 soloseries lasted twelve issues and ended with aliens taking US and most of his supporting cast into space because what the cosmos needed most was good ol' American truckers hauling freight.

Taryn elected to stay behind, but as time went on, she found she missed her lover and wanted to join him in space. She figured Razorback would be the perfect hero to help her, not only because he was a fellow trucker, his newly discovered mutant ability to drive anything would allow him to pilot the shuttle.

Having Razorback be a mutant with the most mundane power imaginable was a decidedly tongue in cheek wink at Marvel's late 80s attempt to capitalize on the X-men's popularity by revealing lots of established characters as children of the atom. Having already activated the FTL engines, Razorback and Taryn pretty much forced She-Hulk to come along for the ride... and before long they hit up on the truckstop US used as his base of operations that had been taken into space as well. Run by Poppa Wheelie and rebranded the Star Stop, the place had become a popular pitstop. populated by a variety of interesting aliens...


"... and you're sure that's the... off-ramp we need?"

The Star Stop's Marvunapp entry contains a detailed list of the 'easter eggs' Byrne put into this scene. It's just a lot of goofy fun, even when Taryn realises U.S. had moved on, marrying her old rival Mary McGill who also happened to be having his baby. Speaking of US, people were getting a little worried because he was late returning from a delivery with Mary mere days from giving birth In the closing pages of #6, US and his space rig returned to the Star Stop, along with a most unwanted hitchhiker...


"I have no mouth and I am mean!*
(*with sincerest apologies to Harlan Ellison)

Continuing the tradition of pitting Shulkie against the lamest of the lame, Xemnu the Titan had come to kidnap US' unborn baby. Byrne played up Xemnu's original scheme: he was out to kidnap children to repopulate his own planet. But even infants proved too resistent to his indoctrination, that's why he decided to start his recruitment drive while they were still in the womb. 

It goes without saying Shulkie wasn't that big a fan of Xemnu's prenatal promo talk.


"We haven't had any good, senseless violence since I took on the Stilt-Man...
And that was three issues ago!"

However, She-Hulk fell prey to Xemnu's powerful hypnotic mind. Unconscious, she woke up to find that Xemnu's plan to turn the child in utero had failed. Instead, he had already moved on to plan B: if you can't steal a baby, why not go and make your own? Guess who was the lucky gal:


"Now YOU will become the bride of Xemnu!'

Poor She-Hulk... defeated not once but twice by a big teddybear who also tried to turn her into his equally furry bride. And to add to her woes: in the end she didn't even get to defeat the Titan herself. Shulkie was saved by a whole armada, all customers of the Star Stop who agreed to come to her aid. With a little help from Al the Alien and his wife, the She-Hulk received one heck of a Brazilian wax. Once rid of her excess fur, Al made sure she got home safely inher new flying car. 

In between issues # 7 and #8, the 1989 crossover Acts Of Vengeance kicked off. During this company wide event, a cabal of supervillains decided the best way to finally defeat their enemies would be to simply switch opponents. She-Hulk participated too, showing up in the second issue of the Damage Control limited series.


"C'mon guys! Hurry up! We're on page seven and we haven't even had a fight scene yet!"

When John Byrne started Sensational She-Hulk he expressly requested she only broke the fourth wall in her own book. Byrne reasoned that this would give the title a unique hook and the added exclusivity helped keep the gimmick fresh. Contrary to Byrne's request, the late great Dwayne McDuffie had her talk to the audience anyway... and with great success, after all Damage Control had always been a title that lent itself to inside jokes.

She-Hulk's presence in D.C. felt natural and she was more than happy to be there after learning what the crossover was about. After all, with the villains playing musical chairs, she just finally might get to fight some bad guys worthy of the name. Hey, it could happen... right?

Wrong.


"DeFalco!"

Hoping for Doctor Doom, Magneto or Hobgoblin she instead got stuck with disgruntled DC-employee Eugene and his partner Washington who couldn't decide what to call themselves. Switching fromSimon & Garfunkel, Hammer & Sickle, Cloak & Dagger or New & Improved, often changing their minds per panel, they actually managed to throw Shulkie for a bit of a loop.

In the end, She-Hulk begged Marvel editor in chief Tom DeFalco to treat her with a bit more respect, leading to a great one liner by Damage Control's cigar chompin' foreman Lenny.


"I wonder why She-Hulk keeps talking about DeFalco cigars?"

Still, She-Hulk's pleas to get her old writer back would prove prophetic, because issue 
8 of her solo book proved to be John Byrne's last. Released in December 1989, Shulkie closed out the decade by teaming up with the world's greatest detective. Greatest detective? You mean? No, not the Batman: *this* guy...


"You're kidding, right?"


Yeah, the She-Hulk got help from a womanizing, naughty, butt pinching Santa Clause to prove a crazed criminal was responsible for an unresolved murder. Shoving She-Hulk through chimneys, claiming he knew who was naughty and who was nice, Nick St. Christopher was utterly ridiculous and fun... But he got things done, charming the pants off Jennifer. That is, until his wife showed up to slap some sense into him. 

In an interview for Modern Masters, Byrne revealed his love for having Santa show up. He even got a kick out of the fact the fans got mad when he wrote him in, saying it only served as further incentive to include Clause as often as possible.

But his editor, Bobbie Chase, also wasn't a fan. Not just of Santa, but of Byrne on the book in general. After several months of growing frustrations, John Byrne simply decided to leave. And even though #9 was still promoted as 'just a fill in issue', people who could read between the lines already saw what was coming down the line. Also: people who read the obvious word pun in the following promo blurb:



And with that, She-Hulk's 80s adventures came to an end. Starting in 1990, Steve Gerber took over as regular writer, with a young Bryan Hitch on art. While certainly not the worst of Marvel's early 90s comics, Sensational She-Hulk lost its trademark fourth wall breaking charm and good natured ribbing of the genre. Gerber wrote 16 wacky, but hardly world shattering issues. When he bowed out in September of 1991, his replacement was... John Byrne? 

Yup, a few months before that, Renée Witterstaetter had succeeded Bobbie Chase as editor. After realising she had a better working relationship with Byrne, she managed to bring him back to the book he had started. The cover to #31 showed just how eager Byrne was to continue where he'd left off.

Maybe a bit too eager...



For the next 19 issues, Byrne continued his meta-joking shtick, exploring the boundaries of the genre while having embarassing baddies like Spragg the Living Hill, the Living Eraser and the Carbon Copy Men show up. Not to mention a band of zombified minor X-men characters called the X-Humed.

Another continued trend: having She-Hulk's enemies fall for her left and right. Xemnu was the first, but the Mole Man and Mahkizmo were also ready to make an honest woman out of the emerald giantess.


"What a revoling development this is!"

One could hardly blame the villains, after all Byrne made sure the stories were rife with blatant cheesecake shots of She-Hulk running around in the skimpiest of outfits... In one issue he even forced her to jump rope naked on the cover. All in a shameless attempt to both mock and cash in on the early 90s panting fanboy craze that warranted the publication of several high selling Marvel swimsuit specials...

Byrne left with #50, feeling he had told all the stories he had in him. The book continued under a new creative team who went for a slightly more serious tone. Sensational She-Hulk was cancelled within ten months after Byrne's departure. However, the legacy of this fourth wall breaking series was that the character would forever more be considered fun. Without Byrne's influence, the book would never have spawned Shulkie's critically acclaimed 2004 soloseries by Dan Slott...

And as for She-Hulk's new series launching in February 2014, it's pretty much a given it will be fun. But let's hope she gets to fight some decent baddies this time, eh?

Friday, November 15, 2013

1989: Jade Jaunting part V: Sensationally Shattering The Fourth Wall

By Jef Willemsen (clarmindcontrol.blogspot.com)

She-Hulk started life in the 1980s with her own book and she closed the decade a solo star as well. In the fifth part of Jade Jaunting, the year is 1989 and John Byrne is about to turn Shulkie sensational by breaking all the rules.





In May of 1989, Sensational She-Hulk #1 hit the stands, a new ongoing monthly She-Hulk solo title that sported this modern classic of a cover. Newly returned to Marvel after a stint at DC where he spearheaded the reinvention of Superman, artist John Byrne was asked by the late great Mark Gruenwald to come up with a new take on She-Hulk.

As Byrne told Jon B. Cooke in Modern Masters Volume Seven, his hook for the book would be the running gag that She-Hulk was aware she was in a comic book, continuously breaking the proverbial fourth wall in the process.

Incidentally, this 'fourth wall breaking' doesn't mean Shulkie spent most ot of her time demolishing walls. It's actually a theatre term originating in ancient Greece, where actors openly acknowledged the crowd, regularly sharing private thoughts or insights the other cast members were apparently oblivous to.


"Say g'night Gracie..."


In fairly more recent times, this technique became known as the 'vaudeville aside'. Bob Hope and Bing Crosby couldn't film one of their road movies without letting the audience know they were well aware this was just a movie... The equally legendary George Burns often broke the fourth wall as well, in his classic radio turned television show with Gracie Allen...

She-Hulk pretty much did the same thing, starting on the cover when she openly threatened the fans to buy her book... or else.

Gruenwald figured the idea had great comedic potential, but Byrne was quick to stress he didn't write it as a humor book. "I didn't really think of it like that. That was part of the trick, I think. I didn't set out to be funny ha-ha, I set out to be weird and strange and wonky and try to keep it light-hearted. And that, of course, manifested itself as my own twisted sense of humor."

While the book didn't intentionally set out to be Justice League level 'bwa-ha-ha' funny, Byrne did use She-Hulk's newfound awareness to poke fun at the conventions of the genre. That makes summarizing her stories a little difficult, however. Usually, yours truly would spend an absurd amount of time detailling the myriad intricacies of the storylines, but to be perfectly frank: Byrne's Sensational She-Hulk was lovingly light on plot and just seemed out to have a good time, goofing off along the way.

For instance, issue #2 opened with six pages of the Wasp giving She-Hulk a tour of one of her appartments she wanted Jennifer to move in to. This continued a long running thread from Shulkie's time on Roger Stern's Avengers, when she was also trying to get settled in the Big Apple.

The big joke here was that Marvel editor in chief Tom DeFalco got a little antsy after three thirds of the issue read like an excerpt from Modern Living. That's why he started sending notes, demanding more action, thereby poking fun at the editorial edict every single Marvel comic should contain at least one fight scene with some explosions. Byrne was happy to oblige on the 'splosion part at least:


"Popcorn? Lee and Kirby would have given us an exploding galaxy by now!'

Still, Byrne didn't break with all the established traditions regarding She-Hulk. For instance: she still had lousy luck with villains. As a member of the Fantastic Four and the Avengers, she had faced some of the biggest baddies the Marvel universe had to offer...however, as soon as she went solo, the evildoers she oppossed seemed to stem from the shallowest part of the villainy pool.

For instance, the villain to beat in her premiere issue was the Ringmaster, who mind controlled her and forced her to join his Circus of Crime... The hypnotic carnival barker had the dazed Shulkie dressed up as Glamazonia the strong lady who robbed the audience by picking up the stands and shaking it until their wallets and jewels fell out... Talk about pitiable petty theft.

Eventually shaking off the effects of Ringmaster's hypnosis, She-Hulk realised a bigger baddie was behind the carnie criminals. But it would take her until # 3 to learn it was the Headmen pulling the strings. Incidentally, they were also behind the villains that showed up in #2...


"I was all set for the Kree or the Skrulls... or even the crummy Kryloreans..."

During the battle, Byrne cut away from the fighting to set up an important subplot featuring New York's district attorney Blake Towers. His assistant Louise Mason showed up to tell him something he already knew. But, while she explained, Louise seemed to be in on the fact she was appearing in a comic...


"Oh, don't worry about. It's just a setup for next issue."

Here, Byrne really played with the medium's conventions, admitting that sometimes cutscenes were actually little more than necessary, but contrived info dumps. As an added bonus, he humorously showed the effect of cutting away has on the people involved when 'the camera' returned to She-Hulk and her fight...


"Oh... you're back..."

The Toad Men didn't turn out to be sentient froglike aliens from outerspace, but rather midget actors dressed for the part by Mysterio, who was also hired by the Headmen in their continued attempts to capture the She-Hulk. Which led to #3 and another particularly tongue-in-cheek cover...


"It's my third issue: time for an obligatory guest star!"

That one liner always made me chuckle... A year or two before the go-go 90s would see Marvel shamelessly trying to increase sales through forced crossovers with their most popular characters like Spider-Man, the Punisher and Wolverine, here was the wall-crawler helping out Shulkie in her final fight against the Headmen. Unfortunately, she found she had sort of lost her own head, during the recap page that proved to be a unique spin on the ol' talking heads exposition anyway...


"So... three part story... couple of days is all it takes...
So this probably isn't much later than the morning after last issue"

She-Hulk realised she'd been decapitated by the Headmen, who had finally succeeded in grafting Chondu's bald, unicorn sporting head on to the emerald amazon's form. Spider-Man helped out to set things right, discovering that Chondu had merely been outfitted with a clone body grown from Jennifer's own gamma irradiated cells. All's well that ends well...

Observant readers by then noticed that while She-Hulk got the crummiest baddies, her series seemed to follow the established pattern of Marvel's more succesful series. For instance, in Avengers I#1, the Hulk was dressed up as a clown in a circus...Issue two of the green giant's own book featured the Toad Men, who also showed up for Shulkie's second and the Avengers book had Namor the Sub-Mariner show up as a popular guest star in issue #3.

Continuing that trend, Byre teased that Sensational She-Hulk # 4 featured the triumphant return of a beloved golden age hero, just like Stan Lee and Jack Kirby brought back Namor the Sub-Mariner in Fantastic Four # 4 and did the same fr Captain America in Avengers I#4. Shulkie, however, didn't get quite so memorable a hero for her fourth...


"Byrne! What kind of game are you playing?!?"
The 'game' Jennifer refers to is the sudden revelation that her dreamy new boss Blake Towers is a happily married man, effectively putting the kibosh on any potential romance between the She-Hulk and the D.A. Rightfully blaming her writer for this latest curveball, Shulkie is then shocked when she realises just who the Golden Age character billed for this issue really is...



Yup, the tiny, frumpy assistant to D.A. Towers that Byrne had paraded around since the start of the title was actually Louise Mason, better known in the 1940s as the Blonde Phantom. After several decades of not appearing in any current comics, Louise noticed she started ageing. Once she lost her husband, famed Golden Age detective Mark Mason, to old age she figured she needed to get into a comic again to prevent a similar fate.

That's why she lobbied her boss to give She-Hulk a job, hoping to land herself a supporting role on Sensational She-Hulk, which would also prove her ticket to immortality. A startled Shulkie agreed, but got distracted when the issue's villain, the appropriately lame Stilt-Man, made his move against Jennifer's future boss D.A. Towers. Of course, Byrne relied on some more tongue in cheek fourth wall breaking antics to liven up the inevitable fight.


"Okay now... According to Marvel Universe...
Ol' S.M's got a maximum extension of about 290 feet."

Ignoring the lady in the background who looks like she's enjoying whatever nature or her plastic surgeon gave her... She-Hulk used the 80s guide to all things geek, the Official Handbook Of The Marvel Universe, to beat a villain... by simply looking up his stats.

In the end, Stiltman was defeated by Louise who had the chef of the bistro pour his cooking oil over the sidewalk, causing the villain to slip and fall. Ironically while fighting the one superhero who was also a laywer. In the aftermath (and the closing pages of #4), Shulkie and Weezi got even more meta when they discussed just who the villain for issue #5 might be.


"The Doctor Is In!"


Could it be Doom? No, of course not... issue 5 saw the She-Hulk trapped in the nightmarish world of Saturday morning cartoons, suddenly turned hauntingly lifelike in a tale called Saturdaze. But the villain responsible wasn't exactly that terrifying or imposing...


"Doctor Bong?! Is this some kind of joke??"

In order to escape, She-Hulk had to resort to the ultimate in fourth wall breaking: ripping her way through the pages and using the ads to get to safety. Remember when comic book stores used to run ads that listed what back issues they had in stock? Here's Byrne's take on it and be sure to read the copy, it's full of vitriol against anything X-related, while also correctly predicting the 'comics as investment' craze of the early 1990s.


Eventually, Bong's plans were undone by Fifi, a giant, seductive French female duck who acted as his maid. She accidentally pressed  a rather convenient giant red button labelled 'plot device'. With that, the issue was over and done with, clearing the way for # 6, which followed up on yet another subplot started a month or two earlier...


"Road word is you're lookin' f'r me..."

More on that in part VI of Jade Jaunting: Saying Sayonara by way of Star Truck 'n Santa

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